Read what she shared on Instagram below.
“I know this is a long text but please wait for it ?..” Monalisa begins. The rest is below.
Italian Relationship: 1st day= Sex 2nd day= Sex again. French Relationship:
1st day = movies & kiss 2nd day = Sex 3rd day = Sex again
British Relationship: 1 day= hangout & kiss 2nd day = kiss & hug 3rd day= kissing, hug and smooching 4th day = sex and more sex
American Relationship: 1st day= Date 2nd day= Hug 3rd day= Hug again (warmly) 4th day= Kiss 5th day= Long kiss 6th day= Sex
Nigerian Relationship: 1st day= Toast 2nd day= Toast 3rd day= Toast again 4th day= Agree 5th day= Date 6th day= Date again 7th day= Date again with three of her hungry friends or cousins. 8th day= Date & Hug 9th day= Tried to peck but failed. 10th day = Peck 11th day= Tried to kiss but failed. 12th day= kiss 13th day= Long kiss 14th day= Tried to have sex but failed 15th day= Tried to have sex but failed 16th day= Tried to have sex but failed 17th day= Tried to have sex but failed again 18th day= Tried to have sex but failed again 19th day= Tried to have sex but failed again 20th day= Tried to have sex but failed again 21st day= Tried to have sex but quarreled 22nd day= Didn’t talk to each other 23rd day= Malice till the next 1 month. 46th day= The man called but the woman didn’t pick 47th day= The man called, the woman picked and asked: “what is it?” The man apologize and the woman replied: “Leave me alone, am not that type of girl” The man continued to beg till the next 2 weeks. 51st day= The woman accepted the unwarranted apology 52nd day= Hug 53rd day= Long hug 54th day= Kiss 55th day= Long kiss 56th day= Tried to have sex but failed 57th day= Tried to have sex but the woman complains that her phone is bad and the mumu guy promises to buy her a new one as if he’s her father. 58th day= Tried to have sex but the woman said until he buys the phone 59th day= Tried to have sex but the woman asked: “where is the phone? U are not serious, call me when you are serious” 60th day= She meets another guy & starts the cycle all over with new guy….???? Its TGIF people????
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