It just wasn’t in “God’s plan.” Tiffany
Haddish revealed on Monday, June 25, that Drake once
stood her up for a dinner date. “I really don’t have a lot of time for it, but when somebody
asks me out on a date that I’m interested in and like hanging out with, I will
clear the schedule.....
I will make some time,” the comedian, 38, said during an
appearance on her Girls Trip
costar Jada
Pinkett Smith’s Facebook Watch series, Red Table Talk.
Haddish explained that she exchanged text messages with the
rapper, 31, after appearing in his “Nice
for What” music video, which was released in April.
“He’s like, ‘Man, I’m so excited about the video.’ I said,
‘Man, I’m excited about the video too,’” she recalled.
“He was like, ‘We should
hang out some time,’ and I’m like, ‘Yeah, I’m down to hang out. I’m cool to
hang out. You let me know.’ And he was like, ‘Let me take you to dinner.’
And I
was like, ‘That sounds good,’ and he was like, ‘OK, cool, cool. We’ll make it
work.’”
The Last O.G. star said she blocked out some time in
her schedule for the date. “Shoot, I go get my mustache waxed, you know what
I’m saying? Get my armpits waxed, got me a nice little dress,” she said.
“Then I’m like, ‘So what time are we heading out? Are you
sending a car? Like, where are we going?’” she recounted. “And then he’s like,
‘Oh, man. My bad, family emergency. I’m in Canada right now.’”
Haddish wasn’t exactly happy about the last-minute
cancellation. “I could have made $100,000 today, but I was trying to see what
that D do,” she quipped. “But all right!”
Speaking of, ahem, penises, the Carmichael Show alum
also revealed during her appearance on the show that she collects photos of her
suitors’ private parts for what she dubbed her “d–k pic book.”
“When I was younger, anytime I would go on a date, I would
ask a guy if I could see his penis.
And then I would pull out my disposable
camera and I would ask him, ‘Can I take a picture of your penis? Not your face
or anything. I just want to remember your penis,’” she explained. “It was a
nice little coffee table conversation situation.”
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